fuck.

i have a lot of pent up rage for a short girl :)

illumnus:

Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy. 

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deanscruffles:

Dean’s all gentle and Sammy’s rough, Is it just me or did anyone else expect it to be the other way around?

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lindseyblackwolf:

Tattoo practice. Drew 100 roses for line practice! Done with a size 5 micron pen. 

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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